Monday, January 8, 2024

5 more questions






1. what do you think is the best way for the earth to relate to the sun?

a) the earth revolve around the sun

b) the sun revolve around the earth

c) the earth and the sun take turns revolving around each other, on alternate months

d) neither move at all, but just stay where they are

2. given the need to conserve the earth’s resources, what do you think is the ideal weight for a human being?

a) 1 to 10 ounces

b) 1 to 10 pouunds

c) 50 to 150 pounds

d) 1000 to 5000 pounds

e) other (specify)

3. it is determined that aliens are beaming rays to earth. to protect human brains fro the rays, every person on earth is instructed to wear a hat at all times. what color do you think the hat should be?

a) black

b) red

c) white

d) blue

e) green

f) other (specify)

4. in the year 5001, the population of earth is 10,000,000,0003 people, of which 10,000,000,000 are poets sitting in cafes , 1 is a waiter bringing them their coffee, 1 is a truck driver bringing the coffee beans to the cafes, and 1 is a peasant growing the coffee beans.

which would you rather be?

a) one of the 10,000,000,000 poets

b) the waiter

c) the truck driver

d) the peasant

5. bill gates has a gutenberg bible worth 10 billion dollars. he sells it to elon musk for the 10 billion, and then takes the 10 billion and buys 10 billion dollars worth of healthy food and gives it to the hungry people of the world. elon musk then takes the gutenberg bible and sells it to jeff bezos for the same 10 billion and buys another 10 billion of healthy food to distribute around the world. jeff bezos then sells the bible to warren buffett and buys 10 billion of food and some clothing to distribute… warren buffett then sells the vladimir putin and… you get the idea. the bible is sold endlessly, producing 10 billion dollars on a daily basis until everybody in the world has enough healthy food and warm clothing and tvs and cell phones to occupy their time…

do you think this is a good idea and a good way to solve the world’s problems?

a) yes

b) no

c) maybe

d) no opinion



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