Friday, January 5, 2024

4 more questions







1. you are kidnapped by aliens. you are told that earth will be destroyed unless you kill one of these people. which one do you choose?

a) donald trump
b) nancy pelosi
c) vladimir putin
d) president xi of china
e) tucker carlson
f) colin kaepernick
g) joe biden
h) george soros
i) none - you let earth be destroyed

2. you operate a raft which crosses a swiftly flowing river two miles wide and of indeterminate depth. the maximum weight the raft carries is two thousand pounds. as you are about to depart with close to a full load, a creature approaches and asks to be taken on board. the creature, to your eye. resembles an african bush elephant. you consult your chart and note that an african bush elephant weighs between 10,000 and 14,000 pounds. you say to the creature, i am sorry, mr elephant, but at between 10,000 and 14,000 pounds, you exceed the safety limit of the raft. the creature replies, oh but i identify as a butterfly, and a butterfly weighs one fifth of an ounce. do you let the creature on board the raft?

a) yes____
b) no ____

3. which of these terms best describes yourself?

a) psychopath
b) nonentity
c) jerk
d) karen
e) worthless piece of human garbage

4. which of these terms best describes yourself?

a) lost
b) confused
c) gullible
d) ignorant
e) helpless




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