Thursday, July 19, 2018

ms johnson's quiz







the following quiz was given to her eighth grade class by ariadne johnson, a civics teacher at the jim bowie junior high school in walden texas. a number of parents complained to the school board and demanded that ms johnson be fired (see below).



1. in considering the truth or falsity of any statement, the most important thing to consider is the motive of the person making it.

—— agree

—— disagree

2. there are no such things as probabilities or odds. everything either happens or it doesn’t.

—— agree

—— disagree

3. every question has a right answer

—— agree

—— disagree


4. if two things are connected, one causes the other

—— agree

—— disagree

5. everybody in the world either loves you or hates you.

—— agree

—— disagree

6. men know nothing about women, but women know everything about men.

—— agree

—— disagree


7. white people know nothing about non-white people, but non-white people know everything about white people. —— agree

—— disagree

8. the world is divided into good people and bad people and the bad people should be killed.

—— agree

—— disagree

9. the world is divided into good people and bad people and the bad people should be re-educated.

—— agree

—— disagree


10. white people living in the americas should all go back to europe

—— agree

—— disagree

11. the results of all wars should be canceled, and all peoples should go back to where they originally came from

—— agree

—— disagree

12. all borders should be abolished, and all living creatures should be free to go where they like

—— agree

—— disagree


13. every human being should be guaranteed a decent life

—— agree

—— disagree

14. every living creature should be guaranteed a decent life

—— agree

—— disagree

15. the white race should make restitution to all other peoples, and all living creatures, for their millennia of oppression

—— agree

—— disagree


16. the white race should be abolished

—— agree

—— disagree

17. power should be abolished

—— agree

—— disagree

18. gender should be abolished

—— agree

—— disagree

19. racism, misogyny, and homophobia should be made illegal

—— agree

—— disagree


20. prisons should be abolished

—— agree

—— disagree


21. the opposite of truth is:

a) error

b) misinterpretation

c) confusion

d) incomprehension

e) lies


22. if the people who rule the world, and are responsible for its unfairness, woke up tomorrow and decided to make things right, how long do you think it would take them?


a) a week

b) a month

c) a year

d) 10 - 20 years

e) other (specify)


23. if truly dedicated revolutionaries overthrow the patriarchy, how long do you think it would it take them to make the world a fair place?

a) a week

b) a month

c) a year

d) 10 - 20 years

e) other (specify)


24. do you think that ms johnson should be fired from her position as civics teacher?

——— yes

——— no



part 2