you are informed that you are to be assigned to a desert island with one other person.
if you were granted a preference regarding one thing about your new companion, what would it be?
a) that they have straight white teeth
b) that they do not have skin problems
c) that they do not emit an unpleasant odor
d) that they be the same sex as yourself
e) that they be a different sex from yourself
f) that the be willing to obey you in all things
g) that they provide you guidance in all things
h) that they do all the work, if any, on the desert island
i) that they have a pleasant singing voice
j) that they believe everything you tell them
k) that they accept donald trump as their personal savior
l) that they accept kark marx as their personal savior
m) that they accept valerie solanas as their personal savior
n) that they adhere to the true faith
o) that they are able to play a decent game of chess
p) that they do not think they know everything
q) that they know everything, and are willing to share their knowledge
r) that they clean up after themselves
s) that they can cook
t) that they can bake brownies
u) that they do not question your identity
v) that they always address you as sir, or madam, or your majesty, or whatever honorific you prefer
w) that they do not tell long boring stories
x) that they have an endless fund of jokes and amusing stories
x) that they do nor ask stupid questions
y) that they never speak
z) that they be good people
