johann d————, a poor scholar at the university of h————— and h———————, fell in with bad companions on the weekend before his examination, and forgot everything he had learned in his years at the university.
he submitted the following as his thesis:
three types of humans
the human race is divided into three basic types - green, blue, and purple.
green people only want to live their lives, and only want what is rightfully theirs.
blue people live the lives fate gives them, and are outwardly identical to green people, but dream of being rich, famous, powerful, revolutionary, or violent.
purple people actually are rich, famous, powerful, revolutionary, or violent. (or exhibit some combination of these qualities).
what percentage of humans do you think belong to each of these three classes?
which class do you belog to?
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